1/ I hate looking like a tourist. It is ridiculous, I know; that's exactly what I am. But there you go. I've learnt it, didn't say I could explain it...
2/ I’m far worse with maps than I thought. This hasn’t been too much of an issue because point 1 stops me from looking until I’m utterly lost...And even then when no one's about.
3/ I like taking photos but don’t really like being in them, mostly because I’m shit at taking them of myself, which also leads back to point 1. I’d ask a stranger to help, but am paranoid they’ll run off with my camera...And I’ll be too lazy to chase them.
4/ Big Brother is much better when everyone talks in British accents I can barely understand...I have no doubt they are just as headfucked as our own contestants, but a few ‘allo guvnah’s and go on son’s! go a long way.
5/ Cunt seems to be considered a much more vitriolic noun this end of the world; I’ve even had people gasp upon my littering a sentence with the c bomb...This pleases me no end.
6/ I’ve just become a fan those free standing swinging seat things. I’ve been sitting here reading pointless webpages and writing this for the afternoon...In the sun. That’s right, I went there.
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