Thursday, 12 June 2008

#11 Two random and unrelated sightings...

Wandering about today brought many interesting sights through my eyes, but two stand out as things I didn't need to see.


1/ An absolute nob was walking around with his jumper knotted around his collar...are you fucking kidding me! All it needed was for the jumper to be pastel coloured and I would have freaked out and thought I had somehow been sucked into the movie Animal House. Please somebody stab this man to death!


2/
Looking around the train station whilst sitting and waiting, something caught my eye at my feet. Someone had hacked up a big loogie, which was splattered next to what I'm guessing was a carefully placed, half unfurled - unused! - condom. Oh! how pleasant...


Till next time, find the joy. Someone else obviously did, bareback presumably.

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