But fuck I hate cunts who stand in front of me in line. Specifically the two times I was waiting in line in Florence to see museums; both times a guy was eating the face off the woman he was with, directly in front of me.
I had to endure one of these for over an hour...
I'm all in favour of public showing of affection. There's nothing wrong with a kiss or a lick, a bit massaging or rubbing of parts, perhaps even a sly bit of penetration; but really folks, must we have someones face sucked off to prove they're a couple? Both times, I might add, the chick didn't seem that into it, but at least she didn't have to spend an hour staring at random things on the wall in an attempt to look at something else, anything else...
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While I'm at it, the following people should be stoned to death*, then gutted and fed to pigeons.
These are the types of arseholes who turn what would have been a minute or two getting a couple of photos into a half a fucking hour, waiting as every dickhead tries to come up with a 'cool' way of taking the photograph.
'Look mum, there's me with my head wedged under the pyramid, aren't I fucking clever???'
Would have enjoyed it more if it had broke and speared him through his fucking forehead...
I feel better now, it's good to share.
*I realise some of these are children. Stuff 'em, they annoyed me that much.
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